Word of the Day ~ Doping!

It's not just me being a silly goober ("you're such a dope!"), and it not just Landis confessing he has doped (used performance enhancing drugs) but calling out Mellow Johnny for doping, too. How could it be so that all the lieutenants that used to race for the 7-time TdF winner got busted for doping but he has never doped?